Make Out Club Lyrics - The Papercut Chronicles - Gym Class Heroes

If I recall correctly it was the middle of spring 

Walkin' with my boys, contemplating what summer will bring 

We started talkin' about girls and it was the funniest thing 

As I started remembering some of my funnier flings 

See there was Ashley 

She caught my eye the very second that she passed me 

I kissed her once then she started to harass me 

She called all night long, I had to buy a brand new phone 

And let me see, there was Melanie 

To have a mouth like that should be a felony 

Wouldn't believe half the shit that she was tellin' me 

I mean dirty vocab, she used to talk like she was grown 

And after that was Tiffany the one with the cute cousin 

Are you kiddin' me? 

She had a man but that didn't mean shit to me 

He tried to catch us all the time but I was just too goddamn smooth 

And I can't forget to mention Carrie 

But that situation quickly got scary 

'Cause after 2 days she's like let's get married 

Can you believe that shit? I had to pack my bags and move 

They say I gotta change my evil ways 

And I'm workin' hard at it every day 

But no matter what I do I seem to make 

The same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to 

If love is just a game that people play 

And practice makes perfect is what they say 

But no matter what I do I seem to make 

The same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to 

I'll always remember Monica, the Jewish chick 

She'd always give me gifts for Chanukah 

To meet her folks she'd try and make me rock a yhomica 

But she looked so damn good she almost made my ass convert 

And after that there was Lisa 

You know she had a twin sister, Teresa 

I bumped into them at Cam's gettin' pizza 

The greatest night of my life, Schlep's the rock that kill two birds 

And there was Erica 

She had the stankest breath in North America 

I tried to slip her tic tacs but they were scared of her 

And when we made out, I always had to plug my nose 

And I suppose you know your sister 

Chill, I swear my hand to God I only kissed her 

I gotta foot fetish but she gotta lotta blisters 

I mean hammer-time feet, you think she had dead bugs for toes 

They say I gotta change my evil ways 

And I'm workin' hard at it every day 

But no matter what I do I seem to make 

The same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to 

If love is just a game that people play 

And practice makes perfect is what they say 

But no matter what I do I seem to make 

The same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to 

Yo Matt, remember Catherine? She talked so much 

I used to make her bring me aspirin, blah, blah, blah, blah 

I'm doin' fine thanks for askin', I even tried to make a muzzle 

But her mouth would just not quit 

And oh shit, remember Shauna? I hate to bring her up again 

I didn't want her, that girl I talked about 

In 'That girl's a dog' song, yeah the poster girl from Paxil 

Almost made me lose my grip 

And oh shit, then there was Krystal, the meth head 

She used to sniff like a fist full 

One time she chased me down through street with a pistol 

She tried to say I took her stash, she bugged out and tried to kill my ass 

And at last we got Kimmy, she went abroad 

Came back and broke up with me 

And so I ripped up all them letters that she sent me 

I cried for like 3 days then it was back to my evil ways 

They say I gotta change my evil ways 

And I'm workin' hard at it every day 

But no matter what I do I seem to make 

The same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to 

If love is just a game that people play 

And practice makes perfect is what they say 

But no matter what I do I seem to make 

The same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to 

They say I gotta change my evil ways 

And I'm workin' hard at it every day 

But no matter what I do I seem to make 

The same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to 

If love is just a game that people play 

And practice makes perfect is what they say 

But no matter what I do I seem to make 

The same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to