Cupid's Chokehold Lyrics - The Papercut Chronicles - Gym Class Heroes

Ba ba da da 

Ba ba da da 

Ba ba da da 

Ba ba da da 

Ba ba da da 

Take a look at my girlfriend 

She's the only one I got (ba ba da da) 

Not much of a girlfriend 

I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da) 

It's been some time since we last spoke 

This is gonna sound like a bad joke 

But, mama, I fell in love again 

It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend 

And I know it sounds so old 

But Cupid got me in a choke hold 

And I'm afraid I might give in 

Towels on the mat, my white flag is wavin' 

I mean, she even cooks me pancakes 

And Alka-seltzer when my tummy aches 

If that ain't love, then I don't know what love is 

We even got a secret handshake 

And she loves the music that my band makes 

I know I'm young, but if I had to choose her or the sun 

I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun 

(ba ba da da, ba ba da da) 

Take a look at my girlfriend 

She's the only one I got (ba ba da da) 

Not much of a girlfriend 

I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da) 

Take a look at my girlfriend 

She's the only one I got (ba ba da da) 

Not much of a girlfriend 

I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da) 

It's been awhile since we talked last, and I'm tryin' hard not to talk fast 

But, dad, I'm finally thinkin' I may have found the one 

Type of girl that will make you way proud of your son 

And I know you heard the last song 

About the girls that didn't last long 

But I promise this is on a whole new plane 

I can tell by the way she says my name (ba ba da da) 

I love the way she calls my phone 

She even got her very own ring tone 

If that ain't love, then I don't know what love is (ba ba da da) 

It's gonna be a long drive home, but I know as soon as I arrive home 

And I open the door, take off my coat, and throw my bag on the floor 

She'll be back in my arms, into my arms once more for sure like 

(ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba) 

Take a look at my girlfriend 

She's the only one I got (ba ba da da) 

Not much of a girlfriend 

I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da) 

She's got a smile that would make the most senile 

Annoying old man bite his tongue 

I'm not done 

She's got eyes comparable to sunrise 

And it doesn't stop there 

Man, I swear 

She's got porcelain skin; of course she's a ten 

And now she's even got her own song 

But movin' on 

She's got the cutest laugh I ever heard 

And we can be on the phone for three hours 

Not sayin' one word 

And I would still cherish every moment 

And when I start to build my future, she's the main component 

Call it dumb, call it luck, call it love, or whatever you call it, but 

Everywhere I go, I keep her picture in my wallet like here 

Take a look at my girlfriend 

She's the only one I got (ba ba da da) 

Not much of a girlfriend 

I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da) 

Take a look at my girlfriend 

She's the only one I got (ba ba da da) 

Not much of a girlfriend 

I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)