You Made Me Gay Lyrics - Hello Doctor - Gravy Train!!!!

I got somethin' to say! (what?) 

I'm kinda gay! (yeah?) 

I like to get paid and have sex for days (no!) 

So listen up ladies 

I like guyz and hate babies 

If you get me real drunk 

I'll go for the junk in the trunk 

You want me bigtime, I only want you minitime 

But then I see Matt Dillon and I want it HUGETIME! 

You open up your lips and try to seal my doom 

So I make a beeline straight to the menz room 

I thought you were cute 

I thought your ass was fine 

But then I took down your pants 

And I said 'NEVER MIND!!!!' 

Don't even try to play me bitch 

Don't even try to front 

You think that you want dong 

But I know you want wet cunt 

And there you go 

Bein' all sick 

Are you stupid, girl? 

Of COURSE I want the dick!!!! 

Stop lyin', ho! 

You know that you want it! 

NO I DON'T!!!! 

Yes you do! Just admit it! ADMIT IT!!!! 

You made me gay, girl, you made me gay, girl!!!! 

Are you gay? 

HAAAAY, you made me GAY. 

I thought you liked it that way! 

Naw, bitch, I'm gay! 

I thought you liked it that way!!!! 

No, ho, I'm fucking gay!!!! 

You made me gay, girl, you made me gay, girl 

You ain't gay 

HAAAAY, you made me GAY. 

STOP! jockin' me girl 

Why can't you see? 

There's a million guys 

That are dyin' to screw me 

I see how it is Hunx 

I don't give you a bona 

When I'm through with your ass 

It will be in a coma 

You have the ass 

You have the titty 

But there's somethin' in my pants 

That makes me wanna go to the shitty city 

But menz ain't got no pussy 

They ain't got no vagina 

I'm THROUGH with you gay boyz 

Drop outta mankind-a!!!! 

You got Willy Wonka up in your underwear 

And I like honey 'cause I'm a little bear 

Well I only pursued you 'cause I heard that you had girth 

But now I wish yo silly momma had NEVER given birth 

Go gay, girl, it's so much better 

I like the cheese, yeah, I like the cheddar 

Your cock ain't nuthin' anyway I'd rather suck a dog off 

And I'll just use a cucumber to get my fucking rocks off 

There's so many girls and there's so many guys 

It's hard to decide, when I like chicken thighs 

You're missing out on hot ass humps cus I spread legs like anthrax 

And Kenny G type blowjobz 'cause I play a mean skin sax 

For today go ahead and do me that way 

But I made up my mind, silly ho, I'm GAY!!!! 

Well maybe I should change my ways and stick to only ladies 

'cause I hate shitty menz and I don't want shitty babies.