Burger Baby Lyrics - Hello Doctor - Gravy Train!!!!

Every time a hamburger looks into my eyes 

I forget all of my sadness and the Happy Meal prize 

'cause I'm a starving motherfucker who wants much bigger thighs 

Get so horny when a onion ring gets fucked by a fry 

What can I do? I love you, I'd hump you, it's cool 

I just don't care what they say (BURGER BABY) 

Know what I'll do, I love you, I'll hump you, it's cool 

And we'll be happy that way (BURGER BABY) 

I'm the kinda lady who will get down and spread 

Spray that shit all over me till Carl Junior is dead 

Uh, the ketchup that is-just paint my space titties red 

And grab a condom so your condiments don't spill on the bed 

Weepin' like a bitch one night I just couldn't stand it 

Knocked up with a burger baby and I just hadn't planned it 

Called up Smokehouse for cash, they said, "We don't understand it!" 

I said "BURGER ABORTION I DON'T ASK IT I DEMAND IT!!!!" 

What can I do? Can't kill you, I love you, I do 

I'll just raise you up as my son (BURGER BABY) 

Know what I'll do, won't kill you, I love you, I do 

And you'll be my only one (BURGER BABY)