Seizure Boy Lyrics - Singles - George Watsky

Verse 1 

The 1st thing that happens is the world goes black 

You just hear a little *snap* when your neck rolls back 

You don't bite your tongue off, or foam at the lips 

Before you hit the ground there's a moment of bliss 

it's like toking a spliff, it's like shedding your skin 

it's better than the best Trainwreck there's even been 

You have to let it in, as much as it's upsetting 

to wake up with bruises you don't remember getting 

You don't remember how the hell you ended up indoors 

You don't remember whether you were wetting your gym shorts 

in front of Amanda, the girl you're after 

who already thought you were a fucking disaster 

It's not like a last will, it's making me laugh 

unless you get your next one while you're taking a bath 

I'm seizing the mic fast at middle school dances 

I'm done being seized and I'm seizing my chances 

Chorus 

It's all too much (sung variations) 

If the world breaks your legs then go and beat it with your crutch 

Verse 2 

It may be true 

I got baby blues 

You got navy blues 

Paid your dues 

Name a tune 

Name a hue 

What shade are you? 

I see purple people eaters more than world beaters 

And I've jumped a couple hurtles burned some sneakers through the meters 

(copasetic) 

Please, get the medic 

Let it breath 

I'ma be the baddest motherfucking epileptic I can be 

I grieve 

Asking why's it me sleeping in the ER with an IV in my arm and my V card hurting saying God fuck if I'm a die a virgin 

I'ma grab the first nurse working, flirt and draw the curtain 

So who's perkin Doctor Phil's Pills 

Tyler Durden Still ill 

Thrillville Uma Therman hurting in the Kill Bills 

This is to my sick kids 

Time to flip this shit 

Depakote, Aderol, Ritalin pixie stix 

I don't give a fuck what you're on in the setting sun 

It's a weapon when it's Said and done 

Chorus 

Verse 3 

So say that I'm crazy or call it a pitfall 

I'll win a game of bloody knuckles hitting a brick wall 

It's pinball hitting the limit to smash that glass 

Take a minute to sit in the whip and then I'mana Mash on gas 

Cause I be crashing that impasse with fat ass syntax 

Skinny motherfucker off a bucket of slim fast 

You ever had a gran mal seizure in gym class? 

Had whiplash back when life was dishing out pimp slaps? 

Fed up and we've all been better but I'm set to step up 

Never let up cause the fall is just the setup now to get up 

regret'll never get the better of me with a sawed-off 

When I'm having trouble talking someone knocks my writer's block off 

if my eyes glaze and my knees drift south 

And you everthink to stick a credit card in my mouth 

I take Mastercard and Visa for my risk rewards 

i'm not biting my tongue, why don't you bite yours? 

Chorus (2X)