G.o.a.t. Lyrics - Singles - George Watsky

Get in bed like I'm at war 

Make your vagina more than kinda sore 

i'm hung like a dinosaur 

shit, your hymen tore 

you're busted, you never grew up like a Toys R Us Kid 

I'm well adjusted like jock strap crotches 

bang my old teachers while the preschool watches 

met a slow girl, i was fucking her fast 

had some tight old pussy 

and got stuck in the past 

I molest old age, grab the best old babe in a breast hold babe 

is you chest cold, babe? 

are those boobs or goosebumps? 

hey, sugar tits, can a pimp have two lumps? 

measure my hard prick, whatever the night 

i use my dick as a yardstick to measure my height 

i'm healing myself 

got a hole in my pocket and i'm feeling myself 

i'm like wu tang 

your art's cookie cutter like a Warhol soup can 

the rapper who can destroy mere humans 

fuck your facelift 

fuck your played whip 

i built a space ship to ride in while you're cruising earth 

i'm owning all the aliens who emcee in the universe 

the ten best rappers is a list of me 

I exist to be the greatest rapper in history 

built a time machine from Flava's clock and a saddle 

taught Plato to rap and then kicked his ass in a battle 

I'm best rapper alive 

who gets mistaken for michael cera 

everywhere that he drives 

fuck michael cera, you weren't so superbad 

when i was riding you around rodeo yelling who's your dad?