Proud To Be Plastic Lyrics - Spanking Hour - Freak Kitchen

Hey, what's going on? 

Drool before I'm gone 

Waste some precious time, you know 

Sure I'm looking good 

Don't you think I would? 

I got Cindy Crawford's video 

Go and get the blow 

I know where to go 

Coolest place you ever seen 

Maybe we can dance 

In a bathroom romance 

To a ballad of East 17 

Try some ecstasy 

Get as dumb as me 

Read even Sting's a fan 

Rave 'til the end 

Invent another trend: 

Mandela joins the Ku Klux Klan 

Any way the wind blow 

I swallow everything! 

Any way the winds blow 

I'll sing the words you sing! 

That is how the story goes 

Consume 'til I get sick! 

Any way the winds blow 

Proud to be plastic! 

Prozac with tea 

One happy family 

Still remember how to laugh 

Dad gets Mommy wet 

With porno on the Net 

My brother spits his guts in half 

I don't really care 

Gotta do my hair 

To get Eddie Vedder's autograph 

I am V.I.P 

You can come with me 

Just get another pair of shoes 

We can rob a bar 

Then we steal a car 

Smoke someone and we'll be news 

Show me you're romantic 

Let me your chick 

Shoot some dude to prove you're mine 

Show me you're romantic 

Let me your chick 

Send shivers down my teenage spine 

Any way the wind blow 

I swallow everything! 

Any way the winds blow 

I'll sing the words you sing! 

That is how the story goes 

Consume 'til I get sick! 

Any way the winds blow 

Proud to be plastic!