Jerk Lyrics - Spanking Hour - Freak Kitchen

I am into showbiz, I am a road manager 

D'ya know a sexy chick? I got a pass for her 

Touring can be boring, but not for me 

You got to entertain yourself, I got a special hobby: 

I fuck with the support band, I remember when 

We had a shitty little group, called "Freak Kitchen" 

I'm always in the mode for, let's say, any kind of dope 

I asked the drummer if he wanted some, but he said "nope" 

Well I couldn't believe what I just heard 

The drummer of this group was this astonishing nerd 

The singer and guitarist and the bass player as well 

If I only had the guts I'd tell m: go to hell! 

Instead I turned around and asked a guy from the crew 

To go and get a girl that we all can screw 

You see, I an asshole and a real hypocrite 

And my wife and kids don't know hippo-shit 

I rather be a jerk, than being hip like you 

I rather be a jerk, than do the shit you do 

I rather be a jerk, than snort 'til I turn blue 

I rather be a jerk, I rather be a jerk 

An orgy a day keeps the Mrs away 

I'm a road manager in a giant ashtray 

And when my conscience knocks on the door 

I bury myself in horse as a cure 

And a prostitute, then I shoot some more 

I rather be a jerk, than being hip like you 

I rather be a jerk, than do the shit you do 

I rather be a jerk, than snort 'til I turn blue 

I rather be a jerk, I rather be a jerk