The Booger Man Lyrics - You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 4 - Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) 

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals) 

George Duke (keyboards) 

Ruth Underwood (percussion) 

Tom Fowler (bass) 

Chester Thompson (drums) 

White juice on his beard 

Well the booger man 

White juice on his beard 

Get down 

White juice on his beard 

The booger man 

White juice on his beard 

In my room 

White juice on his beard 

Look at the booger 

White juice on his beard 

Then he was gone 

White juice on his beard 

Wait three hours 

White juice on his beard 

Didnt sing no song 

White juice on his beard 

I said: What youre doing 

None of your bizz 

Said what youre doing 

He said: None of your bizz 

His pants were sticking through his leg 

Talk about the Booger man 

His pants were sticking through his leg 

Right over there 

His pants were sticking through his leg 

Oh the Booger man 

His pants were sticking through his leg 

Had a bear 

His pants were sticking through his leg 

The Booger man 

Wonder why 

They ate after six 

Wonder why 

I said: What youre doing 

Wonder why 

With you ole tricks 

Wonder why 

Oh Lord the Booger man 

His pants were sticking through his leg 

In my room 

His pants were sticking through his leg 

Damn little booger 

White stuff on his beard 

Till my noon 

White stuff on his beard 

What youre doing 

White cream on his beard 

In my bed 

White cream on his beard 

With that booger 

His pants were sticking through his leg 

Instead 

His pants were sticking through his leg 

Somebody find 

Smell my beard is what he said 

Somebody find, find, find 

Smell my beard is what he said 

Somebody find, find, find 

Sho was good 

Somebody made me do this 

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The Booger man get on down 

The Booger man had a crown 

On his head now 

Cleaned his shoes 

In his bed now, playin the blues, oh yeah. Ah, lord. 

George: 

Personally I aint got nothing against no boogers y'know every now and then you know . . . 

FZ: 

Yes, just listen to George all you boogers in the audience. This is Georges plea. 

George: 

But see, what you have to remember that uh, in the final analysis, a booger to one is not a booger to all, he he . . . Aint that right, aint that right? 

FZ: 

Thats right! 

George: 

Aint that right 

George: 

Please, get down Ruth . . . 

Photos 

Napoleon: As Chester would say: 

A booger is in the eye of the beholder 

George: 

Sure is . . .