Sy Borg Lyrics - Joe's Garage Acts I, Ii & Iii - Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) 

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals) 

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals) 

Ike Willis (lead vocals) 

Peter Wolf (keyboards) 

Arthur Barrow (bass, vocals) 

Ed Mann (percussion) 

Vinnie Colaiuta (drums) 

Central Scrutinizer: 

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe and his date are going back to the apartment to have a little party... 

Joe: 

Sy Borg 

Gimme dat, 

gimme dat 

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Sy Borg 

Gimme dat, give me 

de chromium leg, 

I beg 

Sy Borg 

Gimme dat, 

gimme dat 

Sy Borg 

Gimme dat, give me 

de chromium leg, 

Little wires, 

pliers, tires 

They turn me on 

Maybe I'm crazy 

Maybe I'm crazy 

Maybe I'm crazy, 

mon... 

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Stroking several of SY's gleaming appendages, JOE continues... 

Gee, Sy 

This is a real groovy 

apartment 

You've got here 

Sy Borg: 

All government 

sponsored recreational 

services are clean and 

efficient 

Joe: 

This is exciting 

I never plooked 

A tiny chrome-plated 

machine 

That looks like a 

magical pig 

With marital aids 

stuck all over it 

Such as yourself 

before 

Sy Borg: 

You'll love it! 

It's a way of life. 

Joe: 

Does that mean 

maybe later 

You'll plook me... 

Sy Borg: 

If you wish, we may 

have a groovy orgy 

Joe: 

Just me and you? 

Sy Borg: 

I share this apartment 

With a modified 

Gay Bob doll 

He goes all the way... 

Ever try oral sex with 

a miniature rubberized 

homo-replica? 

Joe: 

No, ah, not yet, 

Ah, is this him? 

Sy Borg: 

This is him. 

Your wish is 

his command 

He likes you 

He wants to kiss 

you always 

Just tell him what 

you want 

Joe: 

Really? 

Hi, little guy 

Think I might get a 

tiny, but exciting 

Blow... job... 

Gimme dat, 

gimme dat 

Blow job... 

Gimme dat, give me 

de chromium cob. 

Sy Borg: 

Bend over. 

Joe: 

Gay Bob 

Blow job 

Gimme dat, 

gimme dat 

Blow job 

Gimme dat, give me 

de chromium cob 

Sy Borg: 

You'll love it! 

It looks just like a 

TeleFunken U-47. 

Joe: 

Little leather cap 

and trousers 

They look so gay. 

Warren just bought some 

Warren just bought some 

Warren just bought some 

Hey... 

Sy Borg: 

Bob is tired. 

Plook me now, 

You savage rascal 

Ehhh! That tickles. 

You are a fun person 

I like you. 

I want to kiss 

you always. 

Joe: 

Gee, this is great 

How's about some 

bondage and 

humiliation 

Sy Borg: 

Anything you say, 

master. 

Joe: 

Oh no, I don't believe 

it 

You're way more fun 

than Mary... 

Sy Borg: 

You're plooking 

too hard... 

Joe: 

And cleaner than 

Lucille... 

Sy Borg: 

Plooking on me... 

Joe: 

What have I 

been missing 

All these years? 

Sy Borg: 

Too hard 

Joe: 

Sy... 

Sy Borg: 

Too hard 

Joe: 

Sy... 

Sy Borg: 

Plooking too hard 

on me-e-e-e-e... 

Joe: 

Speak to me 

Oh no... 

The golden shower 

must have shorted out 

His master circuit 

He's, he's, oh my God 

I must have 

plooked him... 

Hey 

To death... 

Hey 

Central Scrutinizer: 

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan- Sexual Roto-Plooker And you're gonna have to pay for it! So give up, you haven't got a chance. 

Joe: 

But I... 

I, I, I, I, I... 

I can't pay 

I gave all my money 

To some kinda groovy 

religious guy... 

Two songs ago... 

Central Scrutinizer: 

Come on out son... 

Between the two of us 

We'll find a way to 

Work it out