Dong Work For Yuda Lyrics - Joe's Garage Acts I, Ii & Iii - Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) 

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals) 

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals) 

Ike Willis (lead vocals) 

Peter Wolf (keyboards) 

Arthur Barrow (bass, vocals) 

Ed Mann (percussion) 

Vinnie Colaiuta (drums) 

Central Scrutinizer: 

Hello there... this is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe was sent to a special prison where they keep all the other criminals from the music business... you know... the ones who get caught... it's a horrible place, painted all green on the inside, where musicians and former executives take turns snorting detergent and plooking each other... 

(As the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER chuckles to himself for a moment, FATHER RILEY, who became BUDDY JONES, steps into view in his new identity: FATHER RILEY B. JONES, Prison Chaplain, who, in a rather heavy-handed piece of imagery, is now entrusted with the job of singing this song as he assists the captured executives in their quest for new meat to plook, and, once having found these victims for the princes of the industry, trades them little blobs of sanctified lubricant jelly for cigarettes and candy bars while he holds them down so the execs won't have to work too hard when they stick it in.) 

...Anyway, listen, while he's in there he meets this guy who used to be a promo man for a major record company, named Bald-Headed John... King of the Plookers... 

Father Riley B. Jones: 

This is the story 'bout 

Bald-Headed John 

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Former Execs: 

Dong work for Yuda, 

Dong, Dong 

Father Riley B. Jones: 

He talks a lot 'n' it's 

usually wrong 

Former Execs: 

Dong work for Yuda, 

Dong, Dong 

Father Riley B. Jones: 

He said Dong 

was Wong, 

'N Wong was Kong 

'N Dong work for 

Yuda, 

'N John was wrong 

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Former Execs: 

Sorry John 

Sorry better 

Try it again 

Dong work for Yuda 

Dong, Dong 

Sorry John 

Sorry better 

Try it again 

He said Dong 

was Wong 

And Wong was Kong 

And Dong was Gong 

'N John was wrong 

Father Riley B. Jones: 

John's got a sausage 

Yeh man 

John's got a sausage 

Yeh man 

John's got a sausage 

that'll make you fart 

John's got a sausage 

that'll break 

your heart 

Make you fart 

And break your heart 

Don't bend over 

if you are smart 

He took a little walk 

to the weenie stand 

John's got a sausage 

Yeh man 

A great big weenie 

in both his hands 

John's got a sausage 

Yeh man 

He sucked on the end 

'til the mustard squirt 

He said, "Ya'll stand 

back 'cause you 

might get hurt" 

Former Execs: 

Sorry John 

Sorry better 

Try it again 

John's got a sausage 

Yeh man 

Sorry John 

Sorry better 

Try it again 

He said Dong 

was Wong 

Wong was Kong 

Kong was Gong 

'N John was wrong 

Sorry John 

Sorry better 

Try it again 

Bald-Headed John: 

Make way for the 

iron shaschige 

Former Execs: 

Sorry John 

Sorry better 

Try it again 

Bald-Headed John: 

I need a dozen towels 

so the boys can take 

a shower 

Former Execs: 

Sorry John 

Sorry better 

Try it again 

Bald-Headed John: 

Bartender, bring me 

a colada and milk 

Former Execs: 

Sorry John 

Sorry better 

Try it again 

Bald-Headed John: 

Well, on second thought, 

make that a water... 

HtO 

Former Execs: 

Sorry John 

Sorry better 

Try it again 

Bald-Headed John: 

Falcum... 

Take me to the falcum! 

Former Execs: 

Sorry John 

Sorry better 

Try it again 

Bald-Headed John: 

I wave my bags 

Did you wave your'n 

Former Execs: 

Sorry John 

Sorry better 

Try it again 

Bald-Headed John: 

Well how much 

did they wave? 

Former Execs: 

Sorry John 

Sorry better 

Try it again 

Bald-Headed John: 

Ah'm almost two 

kilometers tall 

Former Execs: 

Sorry John 

Sorry better 

Try it again 

Bald-Headed John: 

This girl must be 

praketing richcraft 

Former Execs: 

Sorry John 

Sorry better 

Try it again 

Bald-Headed John: 

Don't worry about 

the faggot 

I'll take care of 

the faggot 

Former Execs: 

Sorry John 

Sorry better 

Try it again 

Try it again, 

Try it again 

Try, try, try again... 

etc., etc., etc. 

Bald-Headed John: 

Your Pomona is 

very extinct... 

Yeah, I studied with 

the Dong of Tokyo 

'N also with the 

oriental Kato... 

My body contain 

uh water 

I just loves the way 

these Copenhagens 

talks! 

Driver, McDoodle... 

Sausage 

Salima 

Salami 

That looks like that 

stuff that Freckles 

lets out 

Once a mumfth... 

Eventually FATHER RILEY B. JONES gets around to JOE wrth his little case of pre-blessed unguents... 

CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER: 

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Poor Joe. Hes getting tired of bending over... but we tried to warn him... didn't we? Okay, Joe... you asked for it... here comes The Big One...