Planet Of The Baritone Women Lyrics - Broadway The Hard Way - Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) 

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals) 

Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals) 

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals) 

Ed Mann (percussion) 

Walt Fowler (trumpet) 

Bruce Fowler (trombone) 

Paul Carman (alto saxophone) 

Albert Wing (tenor saxophone) 

Kurt McGettrick (baritone saxophone) 

Scott Thunes (bass) 

Chad Wackerman (drums) 

Eric Buxton (vocals) 

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On the Plane of the Baritone Women 

They talk low 

'Bout stuff they know, 

They sing "Oooh!" 

And laugh at you 

Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! 

If you can't 

IF YOU CAN'T 

Do it too 

DO IT TOO 

Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! 

They sing "Li-li-li-li!" 

They sing "Lo-lo-lo-lo!" 

The man carry purses 

Wherever they go 

Photos 

Junior executives. 

All in a row, 

Watch the Baritone Women 

Do the Baritone show 

Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! 

They sing about wheat; 

They sing about corn; 

They sing about places 

Where women was born 

They sing about hate! 

They sing about fear! 

It seems like they all got 

A pretty good ear 

Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! 

They sing it in harmony 

Not often heard 

With a big ol' cadenza 

On every long word 

They keep it as low 

As they possibly can, 

And sometimes they walk 

Like an E-GYP-TIAN 

Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! 

They do choreography 

Still more unique! 

They leave their legs open 

Whenever they speak! 

They roll their eyes upward. 

And over again, 

And slam their legs closed 

When they sing about mmen! 

Those Baritone Women! 

They are not your friend! 

You will make a mistake 

If you go there again!