Any Kind Of Pain Lyrics - Broadway The Hard Way - Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) 

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals) 

Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals) 

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals) 

Ed Mann (percussion) 

Walt Fowler (trumpet) 

Bruce Fowler (trombone) 

Paul Carman (alto saxophone) 

Albert Wing (tenor saxophone) 

Kurt McGettrick (baritone saxophone) 

Scott Thunes (bass) 

Chad Wackerman (drums) 

Eric Buxton (vocals) 

You are the girl 

Somebody invented 

In a grim little office 

On Madison Ave. 

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They were specific 

They made you terrific: 

Red lips; 

Blue eyes; 

Blonde hair; 

Un-wise -- 

You're All-American, 

And, darling, they said so 

YOU'D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME, 

WOULDN'T YOU, BABY? 

YOU'D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME, 

WOULDN'T YOU, BABY? 

SINCE YOU HAVEN'T GOT A BRAIN, 

LET ME JUST EXPLAIN: 

ANY KIND OF PAIN 

IS NEVER A MAYBE 

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Her head's full of bubbles; 

Her nose is petite! 

She looks like she never 

Gets nothin' to eat! 

She dines with actors, 

'N Wall Street characters: 

Dull talk; 

Nice clothes -- 

See her? 

She blows -- 

She's so important 

'Cause he gets to do talk shows -- 

AND SHE'D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME, 

WOULDN'T YOU, BOBBY? 

SHE'D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME, 

WOULDN'T YOU, BOBBY? 

SINCE YOU HAVEN'T GOT A NAME, 

LET ME JUST EXPLAIN: 

ANY KIND OF PAIN 

IS PROBABLY HER HOBBY 

She has moves up now; 

She's come a long way -- 

They give her bunches 

Of words she can say! 

When she's in a bold mood, 

"Confinement Loaf" sounds good -- 

That's right, 

She's wrong! 

Let's end 

Her song 

(It seems she's everywhere 

We just can't escape her -- 

Is this a miracle of pure evolution? 

And all the yuppie boys, they dream they will rape her -- 

She brings the 80's 

To a thrilling conclusion!) 

YES, SHE'S EVERY BIT AS TAME AS ME, 

ISN'T SHE TENDER? 

YES, SHE'S EVERY BIT AS LAME AS ME, 

LET US REMEMBER, 

SHE GETS ONLY HALF THE BLAME 

ONLY HALF THE BLAME 

ONLY HALF THE BLAME 

UNLESS WE EXTEND HER --