Dear Jeepers Lyrics - Masked Turnip Cyclophony - Frank Zappa

Zappa Frank 

Cucamonga Years 1962-1964 

Performed by: Bob Guy 

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-Oh, what have we here? Oh! A letter! It smells... 

Oh, how wonderful! I just love letters that are 

perfumed. Oh! Lovely! Lovely stench! Essence 

of wolfbane! Oh, Let me open it!... 

"Dear Jeepers, it was so nice of you to attend 

my party at the castle last week. You and Doris 

make such a lovely couple. I'm also very glad to 

have seen Igor, Boris, and Sally Snake, and 

Funkin the Rat. It was so much fun when we all 

played 'Pin the Tail on the Werewolf,' Oh yes! 

and 'Electrical Chairs.' When everybody sat 

down, Oh! Two million volts! Ha-ha-ha...! Oh, 

such fun!" 

Uh... Doris, squeeze me a glass of mildew... 

And to continue now... 

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"Although the party was supposed to be rot 

luck, it turned out to be pot luck. It was still 

lovely of you to bring along that 'Leg of Lepre- 

chaun au Gratin.' Desdemona wants the recipe. 

Well, I'm... I'm rather exhausted, so I... I must 

close now. The sun is coming up and I must 

return to the crypt. 

Sincerely, Count Dracula. 

Oh, P/S. Here's a riddle: 

Where there's a will, what's the way?" 

Ho-ho! Ha-ha-ha...!