Artificial Rhonda Lyrics - Thing-fish - Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier) 

Steve Vai (guitar) 

Ray White (guitar, vocals) 

Tommy Mars (keyboards) 

Chuck Wild (piano) 

Arthur Barrow (bass) 

Scott Thunes (bass) 

Jay Anderson (string bass) 

Ed Mann (percussion) 

Chad Wackerman (drums) 

Ike Willis (vocals) 

Terry Bozzio (vocals) 

Dale Bozzio (vocals) 

Napoleon Murphy Brock (vocals) 

Bob Harris (vocals) 

Johnny "Guitar" Watson (vocals) 

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THING-FISH: 

Don't look OB'DEWLLA! It's too horrible! I b'lieve de muthafucker 'bout to ask dat rubber girl to dance! 

HARRY-AS-A-BOY: 

Hey, good-lookin'! 

THING-FISH: 

See! I told ya! 

HARRY-AS-A-BOY: 

May I have this dance? 

THING-FISH: 

Muthafucker barf me right on outa here, AN' gag me wit a spoon! 

HARRY-AS-A-BOY: 

What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Do you come here often? 

THING-FISH: 

YOW! 

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HARRY-AS-A-BOY: (singing) 

I got a girl with a little rubber head 

Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed 

She never talk back like a lady might do 

An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through 

And her name is 

A-R-T-I 

F-I-C, I cry 

A-L, don't be shy! 

ARTIFICIAL RHONDA 

With the plastic pie 

Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face 

I can cram it down her throat, people, any old place! 

Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack 

'N I can poot it, I can shoot it till it makes her gack! 

And her name is 

A-R-T-I 

F-I-C, I cry 

A-L, don't be shy! 

ARTIFICIAL RHONDA 

With the plastic pie 

ENSEMBLE: 

De boy got a girl wit' a lil' rubber haid 

Rinse her out evvy night, jes befo' he go t'bed 

He gonna grow up, 'n marry dat trash 

Wit a ugly rubber head, an' a 'flateable gash 

She jes' de kinda girl dis sucker might need 

He's a little bit dumb, peoples, yes indeed 

De boy wanna 'RHONDA', jeffo hisseff! 

She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' 

She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' 

She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' 

She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'