Advance Romance Lyrics - Fz:oz - Frank Zappa

No more credit from the liquor store 

Suit is all dirty, my shoes is all wore 

Tired and lonely, my heart is all sore 

Advance romance 

I can't stand it no more, you know 

Told me she loved me, I believed what she said 

Took me for a sucker, boy, all corn-fed 

Next thing I knew she had a bolt on the door 

Advance romance 

I can't use it no more, no, I can't use it 

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She took George's watch like they always do 

(It was a Timex, too!) 

(Him ashamed on you) 

No more money, boy, I shoulda knew 

(You know I told ya) 

(I know you told me) 

(You didn't listen to me) 

(But I couldn't listen to you!) 

Told you 'bout the anchovies... 

(You know what I'm talkin' about!) 

George Duke! 

The way she do me, boy 

She might do you, too 

The way she do me, boy 

She might do you, too 

The way she do me, boy 

She might do you, too 

(Look what she did to Denny right now!) 

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(Talk about it!) 

(I'm chokin' the blues this morning!) 

([...]) 

(Get all over...! My Goodness!) 

(Old time!) 

(Chicken was never like this!) 

All night long 

All night long 

All night long 

All night long 

All night long 

All night long 

All night long 

All night long 

All night long 

All night long 

All night long 

All night long 

All night long 

All night long 

Advance romance 

(Think about it!) 

People we... are... 

(Yeah, one more time, one time!) 

Through! But, wait a minute! 

Potato-head Bobby was a friend of mine 

Opened three of his eyes in the food stamp line 

Opened four of his eyes in the food stamp line 

Opened five of his eyes in the food stamp line 

Opened six of his eyes in the food stamp line 

Oh, you know they told me she might be a devil 

No, you like them 

Good God! Did you hear what I said? 

Evil women 

Oh, yeah! 

You know, you know, you know 

But she sure was fine 

You like them 

Oh, yeah! 

Evil women 

Growin' up, goin' home! 

Advance romance 

(What you gonna do?) 

He wanna try it one time 

He said he don't mind, no 

Later that night he drop on by 

Told her all he wanna do was step up and say "Hi" 

(HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI) 

Half an hour later she had frenched his fry 

Advance romance 

Bobby, say good-bye