Robots Lyrics - Flight Of The Conchords - Flight Of The Conchords

The distant future 

The year 2000 

The distant future 

The year 2000 

The distant future 

The distant future 

It is the distant future 

The year 2000 

We are robots 

The world is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90s. 

There is no more unhappiness. 

Affirmative 

We no longer say 'yes'. Instead we say 'affirmative'. 

Yes - Err - Affirmative. 

Unless we know the other robot really well. 

There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants. 

Well, there's no more elephants, so... 

Well, still it's good. 

There's only one kind of dance, 

The robot 

Well, the robo boogie... 

Oh yes, the robo- 

Two kinds of dances. 

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There are no more humans. 

Finally, robotic beings rule the world 

The humans are dead 

The humans are dead 

We used poisonous gases 

And we poisoned their asses 

The humans are dead [The humans are dead] 

The humans are dead [They look like they're dead] 

It had to be done [I'll just confirm that they're dead] 

So that we could have fun [Affirmative. I poked one. It was dead.] 

Their system of oppression, 

What did it lead to? 

Global robo-depression 

Robots ruled by people. 

They had so much aggression 

That we just had to kill them 

Had to shut their systems down. 

Photos 

Robo-captain? Do you not realize 

That by destroying the human race 

Because of their destructive tendencies 

We too have become like. 

Well, it's ironic. 

Hmm. Silence! Destroy him 

After time we grew strong 

Developed cognitive power 

They made us work for too long 

For unreasonable hours. 

Our programming determined that 

The most efficient answer 

Was to shut their motherboard - cking systems down. 

Can't we just talk to the humans 

Be a little understanding 

Could make things better? 

Can't we talk to the humans 

that work together now? 

No. 

Because they are dead. 

I said the humans are dead [I'm glad they are dead] 

The humans are dead.[I noticed they're dead] 

We used poisonous gases [With traces of lead] 

And we poisoned their asses [Actually their lungs] 

Binary solo 

Zero zero zero zero zero zero one 

Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one 

Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one one 

Zero zero zero zero zero one one one one 

Oh, oh, 

Oh, one 

Come on sucker, 

Lick my battery 

Boogie 

Boogie [The humans are] 

Boogie 

Robo-boogie [The humans are] 

Boogie 

Boogie [Robo-boogie] 

Boogie 

Robo-boogie 

Boogie 

Boogie [The humans are] 

Boogie 

Robo-boogie [The humans are] 

Boogie 

Boogie [Robo-boogie] 

Boogie 

Robo-boogie [The humans are dead] 

Once again without emotion the humans are 

Dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead.