A Kiss Is Not A Contract Lyrics - Flight Of The Conchords - Flight Of The Conchords

A kiss is not a contract 

but it's very nice 

Mmm. it's very nice 

Just because you've been exploring my mouth 

Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south, no 

A kiss is not a contract 

but it's very nice 

It's very very nice 

Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey 

Doesn't mean you get to score the goal thats in my jockeys 

Just because I'm in a two-man novelty band 

Doesn't mean it's all about poon-tang 

I can't go around loving everyone 

I just wouldn't get anything done 

You could take me out to dinner that might be quite nice 

You could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice 

But that won't get you into pants paradise 

They call it a fly because it takes you up to Heaven, Whoa-ohh 

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A kiss is not a contract 

But it's very nice 

It's very very nice 

I'm only one man 

Baby, pretty baby 

We're only two men, Ladies 

Babies, oh pretty babies. 

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