Ready To Roll Lyrics - My Degeneration - Flashlight Brown

I got a 20 sider on call 

Dressed up and ready to roll 

Get up and choose alignment 

Dressed up and ready to roll 

Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave. 

Get some platinum the d.m. will turn the page. 

Check out my thief he's got the black shield 

Dressed up and ready to roll 

Fan out to scope that fortress 

Dressed up and ready to roll 

Lawful, evil a moral catastrophe 

Half-orc, full-dork; the myth and reality 

We may not know any girls 

But we got graph paper guiding our way 

We got confusion, delusion 

And all of friday night to kill. 

Pick up the phone the pizza's still late dressed up and ready to roll 

We'll try to hide from cyclops dressed up and ready to roll 

That was by far the best time that we ever had. 

That was by far the best time that we ever had. 

Get to the tavern have a few beers 

Dressed up and ready to roll 

Pick up and elvin bar whore 

Dressed up and ready to roll