Praise The Day Lyrics - My Degeneration - Flashlight Brown

Lost my cool at a brand new school 

Where the kids all smelt kind of strange 

And I threw my chair when I caught the teacher's glare 

As she called me little mary-jane 

All the ribbing that I god-damn took 

From the kids left my ego in a whirl 

And the kids would say while I sat and watched them play 

Hey there kid are you a boy are a girl 

Praise the day I'm old and grey 

And don't look much like a girl 

And the kids all come and dance in the streets 

Proclaiming me the king of the world 

Figured it'd be fine when I hit grade nine 

And I'd grow a big beard really soon 

Till the first day of gym when I met father tim 

And he sent me to the girl's change room 

Illustrate my weekly pass come across as feeling crass 

Submit for credit or just share your thoughts 

Search my archive for a joke a thousand drives and beers and hopes 

Look out God I'm gonna die 

My black candle won't stop smoking even though I blew it out 

My stigmata are signs of disease 

Reputation as the finest burnt your bridges to be sane 

Look out God I'm gonna die