Underground Lyrics - Relapse - Eminem

A lot of people ask me 

Where the fuck I've been at the last few years 

Shit, I don't know but I do know I'm back now 

Here comes the rain and thunder now 

No where to run, to run to now 

I disappeared, don't wonder how 

Looking for me? I'm underground 

Here comes the rain and thunder now 

No where to run, to run to now 

I disappeared, don't wonder how 

Looking for me? I'm underground 

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Dre, I'm down here, under the ground, dig me up 

Broken tibias, fibias, yeah, fix me up 

60 sluts, all of them dying from asphyxia 

After they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup 

Dixie cups, toxins, boxes of Oxy pads 

Enough Oxycontin to send a fuckin' ox to rehab 

Wack job in the back in a black stocking cap 

Jacking off to a hockey mask at a boxing match 

(He can't say that!) Yes he can, I just did, faggot 

Now guess again, better text message your next-of-kin 

Tell 'em shit's about to get extra messy, especially when I flex again 

And throw a fuckin' lesbian in wet cement 

Faggoty, faggoty, faggoty, Raggedy Ann and Andy 

No! Raggedy Andy and Andy; no, it can't be, it can't be 

Yes, it can be, the fucking Anti-Christ is back, Dante 

It's Satan in black satin panties 

This is Amityville calamity, goddamn it 

Insanity pills, fanny pack filled with Xannies 

Through every nook and cranny lookin' for trannies 

Milk and cookies spilled on my silk negligee, looky 

Razor-ba-lades with me to make you ba-leed 

Cases of Maybelline makeup lay on a table of weed 

"Slim Shady? Shit sounds like a fable to me" 

'til he jumps out of the fuckin' toilet when you're taking a pee! 

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Here comes the rain and thunder now 

No where to run, to run to now 

I disappeared, don't wonder how 

Looking for me? I'm underground 

Here comes the rain and thunder now 

No where to run, to run to now 

I disappeared, don't wonder how 

Looking for me? I'm underground 

6 semen samples, 17 strands of hair 

Found in the back of a van after the shoot with Vanity Fair 

Hannah Montana, prepare to elope with a can-opener 

And be cut open like cantaloupe and canopy beds 

And Glad bags, yeah, glad to be back 

Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack-dab in rehab 

Fuckin' doctor, I didn't understand a damn word he said 

I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch 

Two weeks in Brighton, I ain't enlightened 

Biting into a fuckin' Vicodin like I'm a Viking 

Oh, lightning is striking, it might be a fuckin' sign, I need a psychic 

Evaluation, Fuck Jason, it's Friday the 19th! 

That means it's just a regular day 

And this is the kind of shit I think of regularly 

Fucking lesbian shouldn't have had her legs in the way 

Now she's pregnant and gay, missin' both legs and begging to stay 

Here comes the rain and thunder now 

No where to run, to run to now 

I disappeared, don't wonder how 

Looking for me? I'm underground 

Here comes the rain and thunder now 

No where to run, to run to now 

I disappeared, don't wonder how 

Looking for me? I'm underground 

Tell the critics I'm back and comin' to spit it back in abundance 

Hit a fag with onions, then split a bag of Funyuns 

Mad at me? Understandable, cannibal, shoot an animal 

Out of a cannon and have 'em catapult at an adult 

Captain of a cult, with an elite following 

To turn Halloween back into a trick-or-treat holiday 

Have Michael Myers lookin' like a liar, swipe his power 

Replace his knife with flowers and a stack of fliers 

Hit Jason Vorhees with a 40 

Stuck a suppository up his ass and made him tell me a story 

Gave Hannibal Lector a fuckin' nectarine and sat him 

In the fuckin' fruit and vegetable section and gave him a lecture 

Walked up Elm street with a fucking Wiffle bat drew 

Fought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissorhands, too 

Came out with a little scratch, ooh 

Lookin' like I got in a fuckin' pillow fight with a triple-fat goose 

Insanity, can it be vanity? Where is the humanity 

In having a twisted fantasy with an arm-and-leg amputee? 

Straitjacket with a hundred eight brackets 

With a strap that wraps twice around my back then they latch it 

Cut your fucking head off and ask you where you're headed off to 

Get it? Headed off to? Medic, this headache's awful 

This anesthetic's pathetic, so's this diabetic waffle 

And this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco 

Here comes the rain and thunder now 

No where to run, to run to now 

I disappeared, don't wonder how 

Looking for me? I'm underground 

Here comes the rain and thunder now 

No where to run, to run to now 

I disappeared, don't wonder how 

Looking for me? I'm underground 

- So, it wasn't a choice, it was I had to do this 

And now I'm 90 days clean and uh, that's all I have to share 

Thanks 

- Thanks for sharing Brian, is there anyone else who would like to share this evening? 

- Yeah I got something I want to share: 

When you walked through the door you were queer to me 

So come here baby boy, just come here to me 

You're a cock boy, everybody wants you 

You're gayer than you would ever claim to 

I won't have to rape you 

So homie lay down down down, lay down down down 

Lay down down down, lay down lay down 

Where's everybody going? This always went over real big in gay a 

Ok wait, I got another one 

I just love condoms and lots of cum, no? Oh, shit