Hello Lyrics - Relapse - Eminem

Hello... Allow me to introduce myself 

My name is, Shady; it's so nice to meet you 

It's been a long time... Sorry I've been away so long 

My name is, Shady... I never meant to leave you 

You see that chick in the gym, checkin' me out? 

Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth 

I lose a pill, and I'm recklessly wreckin' the house 

That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now 

There's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse 

Man I should check to see if my mom left any out 

Nope, guess I'll re-route 

Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch 

Oh, jackpot, yeah, open sesame mouth 

Down the hatch, and the feelin' you can't match it 

I rat-tat-tap on your door with the damn ratchet 

Att-ack-tack-tacking a whore with the damn hatchet 

A napsack pack with like 40-some Xanaxes 

Shorty come back, I'm tryna score me some lap dances 

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I'm bout to relapse, so baby pour me some Jack Daniel's 

Forumula 44D and 40's with bad capsules 

The bad apple spoils the bunch, I'm back atcha 

Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello 

And are you menstruating baby, my lil' friend's waiting to say hello 

The way your titties are wiggling and your booties shakin' like Jello 

Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello 

My equilibrium's off, must be the lithium 

I don't need to buy any drugs, man people gimme 'em 

It just becomes everyday, extra curriculum 

No reason in particular, it was strictly fun 

A 5th of rum and 2 bottles of 151 

51 people asleep in my damn living room 

Excuse me hun, but what is your name, Vivian? 

I woke up next to ya naked and err, did we um 

Of course we did, but didn't I strap a jimmy, hun? 

I'm looking for the torn wrapper, but there don't seem to be one 

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No offense baby girl, I don't mean any harm 

But disease is something I'm trying to keep my penis free from 

I find the package and I'm cool, I immediately run 

Like Speedy Gonzales, see if I see anyone 

Who might have a couple of 3's I'm fiending for some 

My head is pounding to the beat of the drum 

Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello 

And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow? 

Some are opal and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow 

Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello 

Oh, those were the days, they certainly were 

It's hurtin' me to know that I'll be closin' that curtain for good 

(Word, word, word, word, word, word, word) 

I second that and a third, rushed to emergency surgery 

To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased 

He's no longer getting them free, 100 bucks for these Percodans 

Plus it's getting to be where he'll lustfully search the den 

Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurting him 

Tirelessly on the phone trying to rustle up, muscle relaxers 

For his back, and a couple of Paxils, now he's doubling backwards 

And he's stumbling back, slipped and fell, hit his back bone 

Heard something go crack, Now he's up in the bathroom 

Like he's busting a nap, almost ended it that soon 

Because of the fact, I'm just busting my own chops 

While I'm busting a rap, resuscitated and rejuved, so fuck it I'm back 

Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello 

And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow? 

Some are opal and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow 

Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello 

Hello... Allow me to introduce myself 

My name is, Shady; it's so nice to meet you 

It's been a long time... Sorry I've been away so long 

My name is, Shady... I never meant to leave you