The Kiss (skit) Lyrics - The Eminem Show - Eminem

I'm gonna kill this bitch 

Im'a kill him 

I'm going to fucking jail 

'Cuz I'm gonna kill this bitch 

(Yo man) 

What? 

(I donno) 

(I got a really really bad feelin' about this) 

Man, would you shut the fuck up, Dave? 

You always got a bad feelin', man 

That's her car, right there 

(Aight, let me park) 

Just park! 

(I'm parkin'!) 

Fuckin'... 

Turn the car off, dogg 

(Aight) 

All right, we wait 

(We wait for what) 

We wait 'til she comes out and then I'm gonna fuckin' kill her 

(Man, you ain't gonna kill no one) 

Man, shut the fuck up, dogg 

(What the fuck did you bring that for!?) 

Just shut up! 

The fuckin clip is empty 

(Man, don't point that shit at me) 

I'ts not even loaded, bitch, look 

(Dude!) 

(God, I fuckin' hate it when you do that shit) 

Yeah, but it's funny as fuck! 

(Muthafucka... I'm gonna kill you one of these days, I swear) 

Gets you everytime 

Is that her? 

(Where?) 

Right there, mothafucka 

(Oh, yeah) 

Aight, get down, get down 

(Fuck! what you doin' to her?) 

Get down! 

(What the fuck! You want me to get under the car?) 

Yo, who she walkin' with? 

(How the fuck am I suppose to know, you told me to duck down!) 

It's the fuckin' bouncer 

Did she just kiss him? 

(I don't think so) 

Dogg, she just fuckin' kissed him! 

(No, she didn't) 

She's kissin' him, dogg! 

(No, she's not!) 

(Ohh shit!) 

Come on! 

Fucker! 

Related 

23 Boy Band Slow Jams That Made You Believe In Love 

Watch Cardi B Joins James Corden For Carpool Karaoke 

Ariana Grande Adds Her Own Verse To "Last Christmas" 

Check Out 

Refresh Your Christmas Playlist With These 10 Modern Holiday Tracks 

15 Huge Stars Who Were Backup Singers First 

From MetroLyrics to You: Our Classic Christmas Playlist 

Songs You Love If You Love Nerds