Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick-dissolving Fast-acting Pleasan Lyrics - Ray Stevens

Do you have that rundown feelin', does your head go reelin'? 

Are you nervous, jumpy or on the edge? 

Is it neuritis, neuralgia, a head cold or stress? 

Or maybe its your sinus drainage. 

Do you have high blood, Berry-Berry? 

Or maybe you're a little overweight? 

You better make some correction in all this infection, 

Just send in one dollar ninety eight. 

Get ridda that runny nose, that nagging cough, that sneeze, achoo, 

That wheeze and other injuries. 

Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills, 

Take Jeremiah Peabodys polyunsaturated, quick dissolving, fast acting, 

Pleasant tasting green and purple pills. 

Oh yeah! 

Well, it won't upset your stomach, Its good for arthiritis, 

It sooths all your aches and pains. 

Get ridda those hammers in your head, 

Don't be a hyprakrondriac , 

Start feelin' better again. 

Clear up that fungus or mongus; 

Its good for every ailment, including water on the knee. 

And its guaranteed to be just what you need 

For quick, fast, easy relief. 

Get ridda that runny nose, that nagging cough, that sneeze, that wheeze 

And other injuries. Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills, Take 

Jeremiah Peabodys polyunsaturated, quick dissolving, fast acting, 

Pleasant tasting, green and purple pills. 

Oh, yeah! Little green and purple pills, oh, yeah, little green and 

Purple pills..... 

(painless)