So Much Better Lyrics - The Marshall Mathers Lp 2 - Eminem

You fucking groupie... Pick up the goddamn phone 

Bitch, where the fuck were you Tuesday? With who you say? 

I wasn't at the studio bitch, what'd you do screw Dre? 

You went there looking for me, ooh, that excuse is too lame 

Keep playing me you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg 

You fake, lying slut you never told me you knew Drake 

And Lupe? You want to lose two legs? 

You try to flip this on me? If I spent more time with you 

You say "Okay, yeah, I'm cuckoo, hey?" Well, screw you 

And I'd be the third person who screwed you today 

Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe? Oh touché 

You were too two-faced for me 

Thought you was my number one, true blue ace but you ain't 

And I can see you and you make that little boo-boo face 

Cause I'm hanging up this phone boo, you make my fucking Bluetooth ache 

You feeling blue too late, go smurf yourself 

You make me wanna smurfin' puke blue Kool Aid 

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Here's what you say to someone you hate 

My life would be so much better 

If you just dropped dead 

I was laying in bed last night thinking 

And this thought just popped in my head 

And I thought, wouldn't shit just be a lot easier 

If you dropped dead? I would feel so much better 

Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brink 

Hop on the freeway trying to get some time alone and just think 

Then the cops pulled me over but they let me go 

Cause I told 'em I'm only driving drunk, cause that bitch drove me to drink 

I'm back on my fuck hoes, but a whole new hatred for blondes 

But bias? I hate all bitches the same, baby come on 

Excuse the pun but bitch is such a broad statement 

And I am channeling my anger through every single station it's on 

Cause a woman broke my he-art, I say he-art 

Cause you ripped it in two pa-arts, and threw it in the garbage 

Who do you think you are, bitch? Guess it's time for me 

To get the dust off and pick myself up off the carpet 

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But I'll never say the L-word again, I L-L-L-L... Lesbian! 

Ahh, I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest 

My life would be so much better if you just 

My life would be so much better 

If you just dropped dead 

I was laying in bed last night thinking 

And this thought just popped in my head 

And I thought, wouldn't shit just be a lot easier 

If you dropped dead? I would feel so much better 

Cause you told me, you love me, forever, bitch, that was a lie 

Now I never, wanted someone, to die, so bad in my fucking life 

But fuck it, there's other fish in the sea 

And I'mma have a whale of a time 

Being a single sailor for the night, bitch on a scale of, 1 to 10 

Shit, I must be the holy grail of, catches 

Ho, I got an Oscar attached to my fucking name, de la 

I might hit the club, find a chick that's tailor made for me 

Say fuck it kick some shots back, get hammered and nail her 

These bitches tryna get attached but they're failing to latch onto the tail 

Of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer 

Like I'm itchin' to get hitched, yeah, I'm rich as a bitch 

But bitches ain't shit, I'd rather leave a bitch in a ditch 

Bitch you complain when you listen to this 

But you still throw yourself at me, that's what I call pitchin' a bitch 

That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight 

Long as I got a bat and two balls it's foul, but my dick's on strike 

So all that love shit is null and void, bitch I'm a droid 

I avoid Cupid stupid wasn't for blowjobs you'd be unemployed 

Oi-oi-oi, man oh man, you boy-boy-boy's getting sick of these girls-girls-girls 

Oink-oink-oink, you fucking pigs, all you're good for is doink-doink-doink 

I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one 

She's all 99 of 'em I need a machine gun 

I take 'em all out I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest 

Have a heart attack and just drop dead, and I'mma throw a fucking party after this, cause yes... 

My life will be so much better 

If you just dropped dead (I hate you) 

I was laying in bed last night thinking 

And this thought just popped in my head 

And I thought, wouldn't shit just be a lot easier 

If you dropped dead? I would feel so much better 

I'm just playing bitch, you know I love you