Asshole Lyrics - The Marshall Mathers Lp 2 - Eminem

I came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain 

An asshole, that role I think I succeed in fulfilling 

But don't think I ever stopped 

To think I was speaking to children 

Everything was happening so fast 

It was like I blinked, sold three million 

Then it all went blank, all I remember 

Is feeling ridiculous cause I was getting sick of this feeling 

Like I am always under attack man 

I could have stacked my shit list to the ceiling 

Women dish him but really thinking 

If anyone ever talks to one of my little girls like this I would kill him 

Guess I'm a little bit of a hypocrite 

When I'm ripping shit, but since when did this many 

People ever give a shit but I had to say 

It's just my opinion 

If it contradicts how I'm living 

Put a dick in your rear end and guess what 

Every time you mention a lyric, I thank you for it 

For drawing more attention toward it 

Cause it gave me an enormous platform of platitude 

Thought I was that important 

But you can't ignore the fact that I fought for the respect 

And battle for it, mad awards, act paranoid 

Attaboy, they told me to slow down, and I just zone out 

Good luck trying to convince a blonde 

That's like telling Gwen Stefan' that she sold out 

Cause I was tryna leave, no doubt 

In anyone's mind one day I'd go down 

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In history think they know now 

Because everybody knows 

Everybody knows that you're just an asshole 

Everywhere that you go, people wanna go 

"Oh, everyone knows" 

Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice 

There's no place you can hide 

You are just an asshole 

Everyone knows, everyone knows 

Thanks for the support, asshole [*scratch*] thanks for the support, asshole 

Quit acting salty, I was counting on you to count me out as Asher Roth 

When he round-a-bout dissed me to shout me out 

Thought I was history 

But goddamn, honkey, that compliment's like backhanding a donkey 

Good way to get your ass socked in the mouth 

Lay'em off it 

But what the fuck is all this thrash talking about 

The fight was fixed, I'm back and you can't stop me 

You knock me down, I went down from the counter 

I fell but the fans caught me, and now 

You're gonna have to beat the fuckin pants off me 

To take my belt, word to Pacquiao 

Momma said there ain't nothing else to talk about 

Gotta go in that ring and knock them out 

Or you better not come out 

It's poetry in motion, like Freddie Roach when he's quoting Shakespeare 

So what if the insults are revolting 

Even Helen Keller knows life stinks 

You think it's a joke til you're bullet riddled 

But you should give little shit what I think 

This whole world is a mess 

Gotta have a goddamn vest on your chest, and a Glock 

Just to go out watch Batman 

Who needs a test to test the testicles, not that man 

Half of you don't got the guts and intestinal blockage 

Rest of you got lap bands stuck to this model 

Before they put bathsalts and all those water bottles in Colorado 

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So get lost, Waldo 

My soul's escaping through this asshole that is gaping 

A black hole that I'm swallowing this track whole 

With a pack torn of paper 

But I'm not taking no crap, ho 

Here I go down the back pole 

And I'm changing back into that old maniac in fact there it go 

Trying to dip through the back door retreating cause everybody knows 

Everybody knows that you're just an asshole 

Everywhere that you go, people wanna go 

"Oh, everyone knows" 

Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice 

There's no place you can hide 

You are just an asshole 

Everyone knows, everyone knows 

Holy mackeral, I'm the biggest jerk on the planet earth 

I smack the girl off the mechanical bull, then attract the bull 

Thinkin we have some magnetic pull 

Screamin ICP in this bitch, how do magnets work!? 

Cause you're attractive, but we ain't attractable 

Hate to be dramatical, but I'm not romantical 

I'm making up words you can understandable, It's tragical 

Thinkin some magical shit's gonna happen? That ain't practical 

You crackin a joke, it's laughable, cause me and love's like a bad combination 

I keep them feelings locked in a vault 

So it's safe to say I'm uncrackable 

My heart is truly guarded, full body armor 

Bitch you just need a helmet because if you think you're special, you're retarded. 

Thinkin you're one of a kind, like you got some platinum vagina, you're a train wreck, I got a one track mind 

Shorty you're fine but you sort of remind me of a 49er 

Cause you been a gold digger since you were a minor 

Been tryina, hunt me down like a dog, cause you're on my ass 

But you can't get a scent because all of my spare time is spent 

With my nose in this binder, so don't bother tryin 

Only women that I love are my daughters 

And sometimes I rhyme and it sounds like I forget I'm a father, and I push it further 

So father forgive me if I forget to draw the line 

It's apparent I shouldn't of been a parent I'll never grow up 

So to hell with your parents, and motherfucking father time 

And it ain't never gonna stop. A pessimist who transforms you to Optimus in his prime, so even if I'm half dead, I'm half alive 

Throw all my half empty glass in a cup, now my cup is runneth over 

And I'm about to set it on you like a motherfucking coaster 

I'm goin back to what got me here, yeah cocky, and can't not been? rude off? so fear not my dear, and dry up your teardrops I'm here 

White America's mirror, so I feel awkward and weird, you stare at me and see yourself, because you're one too. You shouldn't be as shocked, because everybody knows.