A*****e Lyrics - The Marshall Mathers Lp2 - Eminem

[Verse 1:] 

Came to the world at a time when in was in need of a villain 

An asshole, that role think I succeeded fulfillin' 

But don't think I ever stopped to think that I was speakin to children 

Everything was happenin' so fast it was like I blinked, sold 3 million 

Then it all went blank, all I remember is feelin' ridiculous cause I was getting sick of this feelin' 

Like I'm always under attack, man I coulda' stacked my shit list to the ceilin' 

Women dishin' but really 

Thinkin' if anyone ever talks to one of my little girls like this I would kill him 

Guess I'm a little bit of a hypocrite when I'm rippin' shit but since when did this many 

People ever give a shit what I had to say it's just my opinion 

If it contradicts how I'm livin' put a dick in your rear-end 

That's why every time you mention a lyric 

I thanked you for it, for drawin' more attention toward it 

Cause it gave me an enormous platform, I'm flattered you thought I was that important 

But you can't ignore the fact that I fought for the respect and battled for it 

Mad awards, had GLAAD annoyed atta-boy 

They told me to slow down, I'd just zone-out 

Good luck tryin' to convince a blopde, it's like telling Gwen Stefani that she sold out 

'Cause I was tryin to leave No Doubt 

In anyone's mind one day I'd go down in history think they know now 

Because everybody knows 

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[Chorus - Skylar Grey:] 

Everybody knows, that you're just an asshole 

Everywhere that you go, people want to go home, everyone knows 

Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice 

There's no place you can hide, you are just an asshole 

Everyone knows, everyone knows Thanks for the support, asshole [x2] 

[Verse 2:] 

Quit actin' salty, I was countin' on you to count me out 

Ask Asher Roth when he round about dissed me to shout me out 

Thought I was history, well God damn honky that compliment's like back-handin' a donkey, good way to get your ass socked in the mouth 

Nah, I'm off him, but what the fuck's all this trash talking about? 

The fight was fixed, I'm back and you can't stop me you knocked me down 

I went down for the count, I fell but the fans caught me and now 

You're gonna have to beat the fuckin' pants off me to take my belt 

Word to Pacquiao, momma said there ain't nothin else to talk about 

Better go in that ring and knock 'em out, or you better not come out 

It's poetry in motion like Freddie Roach when he's quotin' 

Shake-speare, so what if insults are revoltin' 

Even Helen Keller knows life stinks 

You think it's a joke 'till your bullet riddled, but you should give little shit what I think 

This whole world is a mess, gotta have a goddamn 

Vest on your chest and a Glock just to go watch Batman 

Who needs ta test a testicles? Not that man 

Half you don't got the guts, intestinal blockage, rest of you got lap bands 

Stuck to this motto 'fore they put bath salts in all those 

Water bottles in Colorado, so get lost, Waldo my soul's escaping through this asshole that is gaping 

A black hole and I'm swallowin' this track whole, better pack toilet paper 

But I'm takin' no crap hoe, here I go down the Bat Pole and I'm changing back into that ole maniac in fact there they go, tryin' to dip out the back door retreating 

'Cause everybody knows 

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[Chorus] 

[Verse 3:] 

Holy mackerel. I'm the biggest jerk on the planet Earth I smacked a girl 

Off the mechanical bull at a tractor pull 

For thinkin' we had some magnetic pull 

Then screamed "ICP in this bitch! how do fuckin' magnets work? ' 

'Cause you're attractive but we ain't attractable, hate to be dramatical but I'm not romantical 

L'm makin' up words, so you can understandable 

It's tragical, thinkin' some magical shit's gonna happen, that ain't practical 

You crackin' 

A joke? It's laughable 

'Cause me and love's like a bad combination I keep them feelings locked in a vault, so it's safe to say I'm uncrackable 

My heart is truly guarded 

Full body armor bitch, you just need a helmet 'cause if you think you special, you're retarded 

Thinkin' you're one of a kind like you got some platinum vagina 

You're a trainwreck, I gotta one track mind and shorty you're fine but you sorta remind me of a 49'er 

'Cause you've been a gold digger since you was a miner 

Been tryin' ta hunt me down like a dog 'cause you're on my ass but you can't get a cent 

'Cause all of my spare time's spent 

On my nose in this binder, so don't bother tryin' 

Only women that I love are my daughters, but sometimes I rhyme 

And it sounds like I forget I'm a father and I push it farther, so Father forgive me if I forget to draw the line 

It's apparent I shouldn't have been parent I'll never grow up, so to Hell with your parents and 'mother' fuck 'father' time 

It ain't never gonna stop, a pessimist who transformed to an optimist in his prime 

So even if I'm half-dead, I'm half alive 

Poured my half-empty glass in a cup now my cup has runneth over 

And I'm about to set it on you like a muthafuckin' coaster 

L'm goin' back to what got me here, yeah cocky and 

Can't knock bein' Rudolph, so fear not my deer 

And dry up your tear drops I'm here 

White America's mirror, so don't feel awkward or weird 

If you stare at me and see yourself, 'cause you're one too, shouldn't be a shock be 

Cause everybody knows 

[Chorus]