Sobriety Lyrics - Dickies

I got a steady job but I'm living a lie 

I'm a drunken slob, I've got a D.U.I 

Sobriety, sobriety 

When I was 17, I had my first drink 

Now I'm 43 and I'm seeing a shrink 

Sobriety, sobriety 

Mom, I'm living at the chandler lodge 

Somebody wants to sell me the dodge 

It's another gift of sobriety 

It took a fifth of vodka, just to put me to sleep 

Now you take away the liquor and you're left with a creep 

Sobriety, sobriety 

You've got a lot of nerve to tell me things are okay 

If you want to keep it, gotta give it away 

Sobriety, sobriety 

Mom, I'm living at the chandler lodge 

Somebody wants to sell me the dodge 

It's another gift of sobriety 

Everybody knows, the emperor's got new clothes 

I'm gonna make the story sad 

But it's the best friend I ever had 

I know it's gonna kick my ass 

So go ahead and pour another glass 

Sobriety, sobriety 

Mom, they threw me out the chandler lodge 

So now I'm sleeping in my dodge 

It's another gift of sobriety 

Mom, they threw me out the chandler lodge 

So now I'm sleeping in my dodge 

It's another gift of sobriety