There's one hand clapping and it's in my head. Whack the Dalai Lama. He's telling me he'd be better off dead. Whack the Dalai Lama. . And he's the focus of evil in the world today.
I got a steady job but I'm living a lie. I'm a drunken slob, I've got a D.U.I. Sobriety, sobriety. . When I was 17, I had my first drink. Now I'm 43 and I'm seeing a shrink.
I got a letter from my mom today. She's telling me, he's here to stay. It's quite a strange phenomenon. Won't you turn that siren on. . I'm talking about, my pop the cop.
Anne, I'm just a wild twitchin' junkie in a punk rock band. I'm tellin you, Ann. I'll be your friend till the end of the family plan. I promise you Ann.
King size, XL. Double magnified. Longer than the Rio Grande. Or a river twice as wide. . Bigger than the Beatles. Better than the Rolling Stones. All across the universe.
I did it, you didn't mean to do it, no, I didn't. Then why'd you say, you did it but I didn't. You just told me you did it, no, I didn't. . I did it, you didn't mean to do it, no, I didn't.
I bought me a '38. I just got back from heaven's gate. He's courtin' Courtney. I didn't think she'd get far. But now she's a fuckin' movie star. He's courtin' Courtney, he's courtin' Courtney.
He's hot blooded, and he lives in the sea. He's black and white on your color TV. This is a story of fortune and fame. And now there's only Charlie Tuna to blame.