Roadkill Lyrics - Singles - Dickies

(leonard phillips/stan lee) 

I'm drivin' my pickup truck 

I'm feelin' mean and I'm getting drunk 

I drive all over town 

Find a little critter and I run it down 

Hit the brights and watch 'em freeze 

Turn a little animal into head-cheese 

Oh, it's roadkill 

Drivin' around in my automobile 

For roadkill 

Ain't gonna stop 'til I get my fill 

Out there by the side of the road 

Might be a bunny or maybe a toad 

It's guts are hanging out 

Only one eye and part of a snout 

I still don't think it's dead 

Put it in reverse and squish it's head 

Oh, it's roadkill 

Drivin' around in my automobile 

For roadkill 

Climb out of the cab and hand me a drill 

Roadkill 

Ain't gonna pay their hospital bills 

Roadkill 

Kill a little critter just to get my thrill 

Are you gonna run 'em down right now? 

Yeah, I'm gonna run 'em down right now 

If you drive 405 

You won't find anything left alive 

Suckin' suds while I'm makin' time 

Squashin' little animals flat as a dime 

These critters don't have a prayer 

I just ran over smokey the bear 

Now he's roadkill 

Drivin' around in my automobile 

For roadkill 

Climb out of the cab and hand me a drill 

Roadkill 

Ain't gonna pay their hospital bills 

Roadkill 

Kill a little critter just to get my thrill 

I love roadkill 

Hit the lights 

Squeeze 'em in my sights 

Somebody's pet gonna need a vet 

Ran one over but he ain't dead yet 

This truck's a killin' machine 

Pedal to the metal and I'm feelin' free 

Somebody's kitty's gonna need a hysterectomy 

I love roadkill