Fan Mail Lyrics - Punk Singles Collection - Dickies

Dear sir's, to whom this may concern, theres facts I'd like to learn 

So many things I wanna know, especially trivial info 

Paraphernalia, badges and regalia, please send me everything 

'Cuz I am interested in you and every thing you do 

I find myself at all your shows 

Could you tell me, where you buy your clothes? 

Could you sign my little sisters face? 

Put your signature any place and please send me a bio 

'Cuz, weve got fan mail, we really, really read it 

Fan mail, we really, really need it 

I sent you my letter, now, I want a reply 

You dont know any better than 

You won't take your time with my 

Fan Mail 

So, I would like to know, just if and when 

Youll be in town again, so that I could meet with you 

And brag at my friends at school, have you been all around the world? 

Have you seen every kind of girl? Or are you from the other side? 

'Cause you, you can't believe everything that you read 

With the hypocrisy and the greed, the papers 

All the things that they say, they don't tell me anything, anyway 

That's why I've gotta get it straight from you 

Concerning your situation, without an obligation 

My Fan Mail, oohs and aahs 

What's this? I find to my surprise, those bands that I idolized 

No longer seem to exist, now tell, what can be the cause of this? 

Perhaps, it could be their egos, I tell you, heaven only knows 

I didn't even get a newsletter 

Fan Mail, send it out to me 

Fan Mail, special delivery