I'm Single Lyrics - Singles - Deirdre Flint

Oh, ho, Im single and my life's about me again 

That woman long neglected, I'll find out who I am 

Oh, ho I'm single. I'm single and I'm loving it 

I have taken up old hobbies, I have no time for a man 

I'll call up my old friends, the ones that I once knew 

So we can bond again, just like we used to do 

You're married with two kids, oh gee 

Well, that's too bad for you 

Because I'm single, I am woman I am goddess 

I've always loved fried green tomatoes 

So, it was always meant to be 

I feel my rebirth, I'll find a female soul mate 

We'll take off for the country, just like Thelma and Louise 

I've called up every household in phone books A through Z 

To find another goddess to share my destiny 

And now I'm quite convinced, the only single one is me 

When I buy poultry, two thirds of it goes rotten 

I correspond with inmates and I don't comb my hair 

They've claimed my two legs as federally owned forest 

It's been months since I've shaved them 

Cause there's been no one here to care 

They call me nasty names at every corner bar 

I need to see a shrink, this thing has gone too far 

Last night I threw myself down stairs just for the C.P.R. 

Oh, ho, I'm single and I'm not hearing voices 

You say that cause you're jealous of all the fun I've had 

Wait, I'm not single. I've got some special friends now 

We live in here together and I don't feel so bad 

I have a female soul mate, her name is Emily 

Don't tell me you don't see her, she's standing next to me 

And she doesn't call me sick or weird or deranged mentally 

Just cause I'm single