Cheerleader Lyrics - Singles - Deirdre Flint

If I could live my life in rewind 

There's a couple of changes I'd make this time 

Cause if I knew what was good for me 

I'd have been practicing splits from the age of three 

Oh, I got a masters, I got a car, I volunteer 

and I can play the guitar 

But I'd trade it all in the bat of an eye 

For a polyester skirt ridin' up my thigh 

Oh, life must be great like a permanent date 

When you're a cheerleader 

Oh, The fun doesn't end and your hair is your friend 

When you're a cheerleader 

Cheerleaders drive Camaros 

Cheerleaders don't date geeks 

And everybody thinks it's really cute the way she has to 

S-P-L-L everything she speaks. 

All the guys want to date her all the girls want to be her 

Next time round, I want to be a cheerleader 

Cheerleading's a sport now that's what they're callin' for 

Though it's the only sport I know that you put your makeup on for 

Some women say that it harms and demeans 

Can you guess who didn't make their high school teams? 

Hey! Cheerleading teaches you valuable poise 

You then can apply to the career of your choice like 

Serving up burgers and fries with a smile 

Or spraying perfume in the cosmetics aisle 

Oh, a cheerleader might not have her GED 

But she's pursuing one 

Oh, a cheerleader might never be a CEO 

But she'll be dating one 

You get to ditch all your old loser friends 

The moment that you make the squad 

With the high school crest stretched across your chest 

You're one step down from GOD 

Oh, all the guys want to date her all the girls want to be her 

Next time round, I want to be a cheerleader 

Last night I had a dream I was back in high school and they just hung up the final cuts of the varsity cheerleading squad. It was utter mayhem. Girls were wailing and nashing their teeth realizing that their social lives were completely over. Well, I managed to make my way through the moldering carnage until I found myself face to face with . . . 

THE LIST 

Gennifer 

Jessyca 

Tiffani 

Stefanii 

Brittani 

Brytany 

Britannee 

Deirdre 

Deirdre?!? Why That's ME! I made the team!! Oh my gosh! I never want to wake up from this wonderful dream! 

Oh, life must be cool I mean you totally rule as a cheerleader 

All the dweebs stop in all when you strut down the hall 

As a cheerleader 

Cheerleaders don't' wear glasses, cheerleaders don't get zits. 

And all the girls would die to have their little tiny thighs 

And their really, really, really big 

Makeup kits 

All the guys want to date her. . .(well, a couple want to be her) 

Next time round I want to be a cheerleader. 

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