Bitchin' Camaro Lyrics - Dead Milkmen

Hey Jack, what's happenin'? 

I don't know 

Well uh, rumor around town says 

You might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore 

Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore 

What ya gonna do down there? 

Uh, I don't know, play some video games 

Buy some Def Leopard T-shirts 

Don't forget your Motley Cure T-shirt 

You know all proceeds go to get their lead singer out a' jail 

Uh huh 

Can't wait to go down 

Hey uh, were ya gonna check out the sand bar while you're down there? 

Uh, what's the Sand Bar? 

Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink 

Ah, cool 

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Ya hey, guess who's gonna be there? 

Uh, who? 

My favorite cover band, Crystal Ship 

Wow 

Yeah, they do a Doors show 

You'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this 

Love me two times baby 

Love me twice today 

Love me two times girl 

'Cause I got AIDS 

Love me two times baby 

Once for tomorrow 

Once cause I got AIDS 

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Uh 

Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there 

I hope those guys have a good sense a' humor 

And don't take us into court 

Uh, what's the court? 

Never mind that, the important thing here 

You mean the People's Court 

The now, that's another story 

The important thing here is that we get to the part where 

You ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore 

Oh, how you gettin' down to the shore? 

Funny you should ask, I've got a car now 

Ah wow, how'd ya get a car? 

Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas 

You're kidding 

I must be, the Bahamas are islands 

Okay, the important thing here is that 

Uh, you ask me what kinda car it is 

Uh uh, what kinda car do ya' got? 

I've got a bitchin' Camaro 

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro 

I ran over my neighbors 

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro 

Now I'm in all the papers 

My folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro 

With no insurance to match 

So if I happen to run you down 

Please don't leave a scratch 

I ran over some old lady 

One night at the county fair 

And I didn't get arrested 

Because my dad's the mayor 

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro 

Donuts on your lawn 

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro 

Tony Orlando and Dawn 

When I drive past the kids 

They all spit and cuss 

'Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro 

And they have to ride the bus 

So you'd better get out of my way 

When I come through your yard 

'Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro 

And an Exxon credit card 

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro 

Hey man where ya headed? 

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro 

I don't want unleaded