Hello, my name is Billy Bob and I don't give a damn. I got myself some white sheets straight from the Ku Klux Klan. I got myself a daughter and she's a Mongoloid.
Now my life is easy. My life ain't hard. I'm gonna spend all day. In my fuckin' backyard. I ain't got no money. Hell, I don't care. My parents let me use their credit card.
(1--2--1-2-1.2.3.4). . Soap and quarters and bleach and laundry. Are words I use at the laundromat. Reading the news, and watching the people. That's what I do at the laundromat.
It's a Friday night cookin' show. With a horse-meat dish. I had to stay in the freezer. All Thursday eve. Talkin' to that horse. . I really had to go.
Hey Jack, what's happenin'?. I don't know. Well uh, rumor around town says. You might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore. Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore.
Big lizard in my backyard. Can't afford to feed him anymore. Big lizard in my backyard. Bustin' down my neighbour's door. . I bought a big lizard. Only a dollar fifty.
Sand is hurting my tender feet. The air smells like rotting fish and Solarcaine. I hate the people on the beach. With their towels and umbrellas, they're so insane.