Our Driver's Gestures Lyrics - Singles - Crash Test Dummies

When you start your journey, you go and meet your driver 

You shake his hand, and hope he's feeling well 

The things to come may be somewhat unfamiliar 

Like eating herring where the sun does not go down 

Our driver calculates what time we'll hit town 

And every time a border comes 

We go inside and meet with someone 

Perhaps a form will need to be filled in 

Then we can go and restart up the engines 

Plumbing often varies in the various different countries 

I like to crouch down and turn on those bidets 

I'll have a cocktail, pick at my fingernails 

And then I'll squat down for a wash to end the day 

Our driver recommends we try the souffle 

And every time a border comes 

We go inside and meet with someone 

Perhaps a form will need to be filled in 

Then we can go and restart up the engines 

Then we went down under, and we were told of farmers 

Who brought some pigs here from the old country 

But pigs eat turtle eggs and turtles eat jellyfish 

And now you get stung if you're swimming in the sea 

Our driver gestures out behind the palm trees 

And every time a border comes 

We go inside and meet with someone 

Perhaps a form will need to be filled in 

Then we can go and restart up the engines