There Are Many Dangers Lyrics - A Worm's Life - Crash Test Dummies

If your toast gets stuck in the toaster 

Do not put a fork in the toaster 

While it is hooked up or look out 

I did and I got caught in the current 

Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight 

There are many dangers 

They could be in a toaster or a common thing 

You must keep a lookout 

Remember all the rules they have for everything 

When it's very, very cold out 

Do not put your tongue on cold metal things 

For example, stop signs 

I did and they had to pull some skin off 

And then they had to fill my mouth with cotton at night 

There are many dangers 

They could be in a toaster or a common thing 

You must keep a lookout 

Remember all the rules they have for everything 

When they'd taken out my tonsils, I brought them home 

Kept them in a jar on the shelving in my room 

Between the toaster, stop sign and my tonsils 

I've got lots of things to think about at night 

There are many dangers 

Could be in a toaster or a common thing 

You must keep a lookout 

Remember all the rules they have for everything