Hankenstein Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

Christopher Clark, Of Music (ASCAP) 

HANKENSTEIN 

Midnight in Montgomery 

Full moon shining on a shack 

Where a country music legend is about to be brought back 

Cledus got the idea from the late night creature feature 

And figured he would foller a similar procedure 

HANKENSTEIN 

Now laid out on the table is the body of a man 

In a white suit 

Cowboy boots 

And a guitar in his hand 

He's hooked up to a tractor with a set of jumper cables 

And if anything could start a cold cold heart a John Deere should be able. 

HANKENSTEIN 

Now what's about to happen here is nothin' less than shockin 

With a record player in the corner blaring Hey Good Lookin' 

That foot began to tap along with that old 45 

And you can hear old Cledus yelling UH OH ITS ALIVE!!!!! 

CHORUS: 

HANKENSTEIN 

He's a honky-tonkin monster 

HANKENSTEIN 

He's a honky-tonkin monster 

HANKENSTEIN 

He's a honky-tonkin monster 

HANKENSTEIN 

In no time Hankenstein was mo-anin' the blues 

And Cledus has decided it's time to spread the news 

They'll hit the road and put on shows all over the nation 

Yeah, he's gonna be the next country music sensation 

HANKENSTEIN 

Everyone still loves to hear the tale of old Kawliga 

And they all sing and dance when he cuts loose on Jambalaya 

Playing on the Opry stage was his final test 

Now Hankenstein has become a monster success 

CHORUS 

Lovesick in a hotel near the Mason Dixon Line 

Hankenstein is sitting there so lonesome he could cry 

He's had it with the life he leads singing all them tunes 

Now he's out there somewhere honky tonkin howlin at the moon 

CHORUS 

HANKENSTEIN 

He's a honky-tonkin monster