Double D Cups Lyrics - Parodyziac!! - Cledus T. Judd

Now double D cups are utterly incredible 

At Mardi Gras and Spring Break they're usually quite visible 

But you there sweet lady have a good set of breasticles 

Are they real? I don't have to ask 

Hey double D cups may look inflatable 

And whether they're paid for is often debatable 

But on tons of websites they're always downloadable 

As well as Kim Kardashian's Ass 

Double D cups, six thousand bucks 

We'll credit card 'em, go ahead and charge 'em 

I love you double D cups, can't get enough 

I'm glad I bought 'em, so glad I bought 'em 

I like 'em in tank tops, I like 'em in sweaters 

I like when they point like an Irish Settler 

Double D cups have never looked better 

But I can't seem to get lucky 

Yeah I must admit that ladies with big 'uns 

More than a few times had my name written 

On them with a sharpie when they see fittin' 

But they're all usually quite chubby 

Double D cups, hope they don't bust 

Good lordy, lordy, you're such a hottie 

I love them double D cups, can't get enough 

Oh what a body, oh what a body 

Well, nothing against those who were not as blessed 

And may never win a wet t-shirt contest 

But when it comes to double D's I confess 

They're the "va" in my "vavoo" 

Double D cups can be saline and plastic 

The bigger, the better, they sure look bootastic 

And though they might make it hard to do gymnastics 

I mean it when I look at them and say: 

Double D cups, you're more than just jugs. Bazoons, cans, baby feeders, tata's, milkshakes, pink nose puppies, hooters, watermelons, twinner sausages, blouse bunnies. Whatever you are you're still my friends, my life long friends, both of you even the slightest small one. 

I love them double D cups in bras that push up 

Like Dolly Pardon, like Dolly Pardon 

We love those double D cups, can't get enough 

They're kinda gaudy, oh what a body 

Double D cups x7