Cledus T. Lyrics - Parodyziac!! - Cledus T. Judd

The first time that I stole a song 

I changed the words as I sang along 

Got a laugh, so I did it again 

Gave me a great idea 

I changed 'breathe' into 'breath' 

Then 'I Shaved My Back' was one of the best 

Plowboy got a lot of requests 

But I was just getting started 

Pretty soon they were suing me 

Ended up getting all of the royalties 

From every one of those parodies 

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 

When Toby came out with I Love This Bar 

The next day I wrote I Love NASCAR 

Sold a half a million at Walmart 

It went go-oh-oh-oh-oh-old 

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When you think about me 

Do you think about comedy? 

Silly videos on TV 

Like Great Day To Be A Guy 

You may not like parodies 

But they're funny as hell to me 

All the way back to If Shania Was Mine 

Cledus T. 

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Well I've done a few by Tim McGraw 

Kid Rock and Kenny, and that ain't all 

Two-Foot Fred's really three feet tall 

But hes a big star 

I could do a song by Brad Paisley 

But the Dixie Chicks really hated me 

They're not the only ones, you see 

So did Gar-ar-ar-ar-ar-arth 

I did so good on tour one summer 

Came home and bought me Urban's Hummer 

Celebrity Fit Club was such a bummer 

I hated that show-oh-oh 

This song may not get a million plays 

Like Eric Church's does these days 

But I hope he hears it anyway 

On his radio-oh-oh-oh 

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When you think about me 

Do you think about comedy? 

Silly videos on TV 

Like Great Day To Be A Guy 

You may not like parodies 

But theyre funny as hell to me 

All the way back to If Shania Was Mine 

Cledus T. 

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I turned 'Red Solo Cup' 

Into 'Double D Cups' 

Now Eric Church is up 

Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo 

Row-row-row your boat 

Row-row-row your boat 

Row-row-row your boat 

Row-oh-oh-oh 

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You may not like parodies 

But they're funny as hell to me 

All the way back to 'If Shania Was Mine' 

Cledus T. 

Cledus T. 

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Row-row-row your boat 

Row-row-row your boat 

Row-row-row your boat 

Row-oh-oh-oh 

Row-row-row your boat 

Row-row-row your boat 

Row-row-row your boat 

Row-oh-oh-oh