Today's Sermon Lyrics - Chumbawamba

And now, The Reverend Abraham Meekly 

Saver of souls 

Though they broke my legs 

They gave me a crutch to walk 

Though they broke my legs 

They gave me a crutch to walk 

Though they broke my legs 

They gave me a crutch to walk 

Their laws to guide me 

And a crutch to walk 

Brothers and sisters, I have sinned more than sinning 

I have been away these last four long years 

But now I am returned to the fold 

To be among my flock 

I come as humble shepherd embodied by the Almighty 

The power above, the power which is in me 

Because I am reborn, brothers and sisters 

I am living proof that government saves 

Brothers and sisters, I want you to show our faith 

In the powers that be, for we are the true believers 

I want you to come forward together 

Come to me and let us feel the power of the cross 

Today's lesson, stay in your homes except on Thursday 

Do not stray from the path as our signpost says 

You can't miss it, really and we're open all day 

Now there's no need to rush 

We've got plenty of pencils for everyone 

Now there're collecting tins for ordinations 

Check, credit card facilities are payable 

Government savings, stickers and badges on sale 

T-shirts in small, medium, or large, all at competitive prices 

Put a down-payment on your place in Heaven 

And buy me another four years 

Brothers and sisters, dance, wherever you may be 

I am the lord of the dance said she 

And if you don't dance, we have ways of making you dance 

Government be with you 

Amen