Table Dance Lyrics - Singles - Chris Rock

Alright, fellas that was Ashley on the main stage 

And right now Deja Vu 

It's time for the Deja Vu 

One for two 

Buy one, get two table dances 

Now you know what to do 

Fellas, here come the ladies 

Here come the ladies 

Hey baby, hey baby 

Hey light-skinned 

Light-skinned, light-skinned sister 

Won't you come here 

Come on over here 

And give a brotha 

Give a brotha a dance 

Uh, I already got a customer 

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey 

Dark-skinned sister, dark-skinned sister 

Why don't ya come here, come 'er here give a brotha a dance 

Come on give a brotha a dance, come give a brotha a dance 

My shift is over 

Well why don't you work some overtime then? 

Shit 

Okay, I understand ya shit 

Hey baby, come here, come here 

Won't ya give a brotha a dance 

Come here, come here 

Come here, cornrowed sister 

Cornrowed sister, give a brotha a dance 

Give a brotha a dance 

I'm a waitress 

Oh okay, okay 

Damn! 

What am I glass? 

I think I'll sing 

Ladies of Deja Vu 

What must I do to get with you? 

I got a role of twenties buried in my pants 

So here's one little question that I'd like to ask 

Can a nigga get a table dance? 

Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang 

Can a nigga get a table dance? 

Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang 

Can a nigga get a table dance? 

Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang 

Can a nigga get a table dance? 

Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang 

I been workin' all week, for the money I got 

Lookin' for a place to bend this nut 

In attendin' in my Benzo 

Lookin' for a place to find some mackin' hoes 

But that shit don't thrill me 

So I head to the mad city to get on, G 

I don't dance just start fun 

I'm lookin' for a place that gonna move some 

Know what I'm sayin'? Know what I'm talkin' about? 

The type of bitch that turn the party out 

I met a bitch named Dynasty 

With so much back, she made a blind man see 

What's really happenin'? 

Too many clothes, not enough booty slappin' 

Now I don't need romance, all I need to know is 

Can a nigga get a table dance? 

Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang 

Can a nigga get a table dance? 

Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang 

I'll give you a table dance 

But you're white 

And you're cute 

This is a great table dance 

Hey, you like that? 

I love it! 

This table dance makes me wanna 

Makes me wanna sing