Well with bloodshot eyes I'm finally broke
I feel like I just had a stroke
We made a stain, she said my name
I drank a thousand beers for that dame
Now we're the couple in the corner tying up our tongues
To the percolating rhythm of the big bass drum
She said "No Jack don't you go back
No Jack don't you go back"
So we hit the floor, slicked up to the nines
And I tell you there will be no mercy for swine
There will be no mercy
There will be no mercy
There will be no mercy for a swine
Well I'm swingin' on the chandelier
Drownin' in a thousand beers
I've got it down to an art
Lonely sex with a desperate heart
Is the way to get over someone
Just to get under someone else?