Pink Elephant Lyrics - Rapid City Muscle Car - Cherry Poppin Daddies

Well, the bum was in my trash, he's pickin' out all the cans 

Firewater burnin' up his poor swollen glands 

The Lysol and the Listerine, it went to his head 

He eats boot black rotted on a piece of white bread 

He did the pink, the Pink Elephant 

Blinded by the sauce you know 

I'd rather stay bent 

I do the pink, the Pink Elephant 

Blinded by the sauce you know 

I'd rather stay bent 

Sleazy P. Martini ran the pink elephant 

With hot-pink curtains where the sloe gin decants 

A shave and a haircut, knock knock 

Would for sure get you in to see the Cherry Poppin' Daddies play 

The lampshades were zebra skin 

We did the pink, the Pink Elephant 

Blinded by the sauce you know 

I'd rather stay bent 

We do the pink, the Pink Elephant 

Blinded by the sauce you know 

I'd rather stay, rather stay bent 

Yeah yeah, I'd rather stay bent 

My mouth is like a circus but I'm always in debt 

I'd never pass the bar unless I thought it was wet 

But that's the way they sucker me to my final dissolve 

But when they're set'em up I'm drinkin'em down 

I do the pink, the Pink Elephant 

Blinded by the sauce you know 

I'd rather stay bent 

I do the pink, the Pink Elephant 

Blinded by the sauce you know 

I'd rather stay, I'd rather stay, I'd rather stay 

I'd rather stay bent, I'd rather stay bent