Dave Cont. Lyrics - Greatest Hit - Cheech And Chong

(Soft knocks at the door) 

CHONG: Who is it? 

CHEECH: It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff. 

(More knocks) 

CHONG: Who is it? 

CHEECH: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff. 

CHONG: Who? 

CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here. 

(More knocks) 

CHONG: Who is it? 

CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me. 

CHONG: Who? 

CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up. 

CHONG: Dave? 

CHEECH: Yeah, Dave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me. 

CHONG: Dave's not here. 

CHEECH: No, man, I'm Dave, man. 

(Sharp knocks at the door) 

CHEECH: Hey, c'mon, man. 

CHONG: Who is it? 

CHEECH: It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me. 

CHONG: Who? 

CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up. 

CHONG: Dave? 

CHEECH: Yeah, Dave. 

CHONG: Dave's not here. 

CHEECH: What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you... 

(More knocks) 

CHEECH: C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me. 

CHONG: Who is it? 

CHEECH: Oh, what the hell is it... c'mon. Open up the door! It's Dave! 

CHONG: Who? 

CHEECH: Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door! 

CHONG: Dave? 

CHEECH: Yeah, Dave! 

CHONG: Dave? 

CHEECH: Right, man. Dave. Now will you open up the door? 

CHONG: Dave's not here