Basketball Jones Lyrics - Greatest Hit - Cheech And Chong

Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones 

Got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo 

Yes, I am the victim of a Basketball Jones 

Ever since I was a little baby, I always be dribblin' 

In fac', I was de baddest dribbler in the whole neighborhood 

Then one day, my mama bought me a basketball 

And I loved that basketball 

I took that basketball with me everywhere I went 

That basketball was like a basketball to me 

I even put that basketball underneath my pillow 

Maybe that's why I can't sleep at night 

I need help, ladies and gentlemens 

I need someone to stand beside me 

I need, I need someone to set a pick for me 

At the free-throw line of life, someone I can pass to 

Someone to hit the open man on the give-and-go 

And not end up in the popcorn machine 

So cheerleaders, help me out 

Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones 

I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo 

Oh, that sounds so sweet, sing it out 

C'mon coach Booty, Red Blazer, sing along with me 

That be bad, honky, yeah 

I want everybody in the whole stadium 

To stand up and sing with us 

Oh yeah, sing it out like you're proud 

All right, everybody watchin' coast-to-coast 

Sing along with us, Bill Russell, sing along with us 

Chick Hearn, sing along with us 

Chris Schenkel, don't sing nothin' 

Oh, it feels so good, gimme the ball 

I'll go one on one against the world, left-handed 

I could stuff it from center court with my toes 

I could jump on top of the backboard 

Take off a quarter, leave fifteen cents change 

I could, I could dribble behind my back 

I got more moves than Ex-Lax I'm bad 

I could dribble with my tongue 

Here I go down court, try to stop me 

You can't stop me 'cause I got a Basketball Jones 

Here I come that's my hook shot with my eyebrow 

Yeah, I could dunk it with my nose 

I'm, I'm bad as King Kong, gimme the ball 

I'm hot, I'm hot as, I'm hot as, I'm hot as, uh uh, uh, uh, uh 

Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones 

I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones 

Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones 

I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones 

Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones 

I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones 

Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones 

I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones 

Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones 

I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones 

Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones 

I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones 

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