The Young Offender's Mum Lyrics - Singles - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

I'd like to teach the world to sing 

And put an end to suffering if I could 

With the dedicated heart and soul 

Of Britain's greatest rock 'n' roll Robin Hood 

But your eyes are dim you cannot see 

Your middle name is misery 

And you'd like to teach the world to sing 

You're gonna get your head kicked in 

Don't lose your temper 

In the shopping center, son 

Just remember 

The young offender's mum 

All God's children snatch a handbag 

Spot the ball and match the grand dad 

To the pictures on the news 

Count the stitches on the bruise 

Lock your sons up with your daughters 

Stay at home, don't drink the water 

Intercept all interference 

And blame the parents 

But don't lose your temper 

In the shopping center, son 

Just remember 

The young offender's mum 

Down the front of the church 

For the second time in life love hurts 

This time there's no buttons and bows 

She's wearing non fast colored clothes 

The service seems to last for hours 

No one wants to catch the flowers 

On the shoulder of an older brother 

The young offender's mother 

Don't lose your temper 

In the shopping center, son 

Just remember 

The young offender's mum