Me And Mr. Jones Lyrics - Singles - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

Mr. Jones knows The Stones 

Rock 'n' roll is in his blood and in his bones 

Shines his shoes, kicks some ass 

Counts the booze and laminates his pass 

Does some wizz, loves the biz 

Your Eric Clapton's and your Nancy's and your Sids 

Mr. Jones helped me understand 

The worthless piece of lowlife that I am 

Changed the rules took control 

Bribing the ref and widening the goals 

Mr. J's master plan 

Fifty ways to patronize the fans 

Life is cheap, buy some now 

Satisfy the sheep, sacrifice the sacred cow 

Born to boogie, disco Tex 

Mr. Groovy, the God of groupie sex 

Born to boogie, knows the Stones 

The only thing in common between me and Mr. Jones 

Verbal gymnastics can't help you now 

We've got fifty tons plastic 

We're gonna laminate your house 

Born to boogie, disco Tex 

Mr. Groovy, the God of groupie sex 

Born to boogie, knows The Stones 

The only thing in common between me and Mr. Jones 

Mr. Jones, super cool 

While you were out 

We were pissing in your pool