Driftwood Lyrics - Singles - Buck 65

i got dibs on drums 

and first say on the mike 

rule number six for life 

is stay on the bike 

and as soon as you can 

get rid of the trainin wheels 

there's no way to explain 

how good an ?attendant? feels 

it's better than nothin 

but it's more fun than pinball 

but when it's done poorly 

it's enough to make the skin crawl 

it's like chewin on tin foil 

the only thing worse 

is when kids peddle drums 

without payin a few dues first 

so don't ask what my drums are 

'cause i either won't tell you 

or else i got a list of 

phony records to sell you 

'cause see noone helped me 

and as a matter of fact 

there's a thrill in the hunt 

for a platter of wax 

it's calles searchin 

for the perfect beat 

the owner is prestigious 

to those with the knowledge 

and achieve sacriligious ??? 

bootlegs and reissues 

i avoid 'em like a plague 

but don't ask where i look 

'cause i'll lie or be vague 

i'm on the lookout for beats 

every little second 

checkin country western 

even heavy metal records 

leave no stone uncovered 

for every ten took in 

you may find none with 

ten hours spend lookin 

but that's what makes 

a good score so rewarding 

even if you spend 20 bucks 

on a rare recording 

so don't ask what my drums are 

'cause i either won't tell you 

or else i've got a list of 

phony records to sell you