Attack Of The Nerds Lyrics - Singles - Buck 65

"I'm 65 I'm not retirin'" 

I don't care about you're tippy tappy typist 

The happy hippies tryin' ta say that you're the hypest 

Yeah you can spell but your soul is made of silicon 

You got no skeleton, you're talkin on the telephone 

That's why I'm off the hook, and I'm on stage with Moka Only 

In style city, makin people smile pretty 

Or else I'm at the race track with Prince Vince for instance 

Been doin this thing since we were infants listen 

I don't play, not with kiddies and card sharks 

Naw, North American man, I like titties and car parts 

And study star charts and cloud formations, meticulous 

Religious, its rather ridiculous 

Really though I'm playin xylophone on your sister's ribs 

Pickin out Christmas decorations with Mr. Dibbs 

Shootin pool with Kid Koala talkin bout our girlfriends 

Rollin with the Molemen til the day the world ends 

And why not, I gotta lotta love and some airmiles 

One of the best hairstyles slash fashion combinations 

And conversations with Greg Nice in Austin, Texas 

I'm off the checklist, life on the road is often reckless 

Startin the day off right with some Cap'N Crunch 

Chomp, later on me and Swamp'll grab some lunch 

Probably, walkin til my legs get wobbly 

Don't put your hands in the air its not a robbery 

Don't say ho unless you're wearin a toupee 

I'm gettin together with the Stero on Tuesday 

Shoppin for shoes, I can't stop the bleedin 

Where's Top Speed when you need em huh? 

I'm callin Jimmy Castor to get me past the recipes 

The rest of these referees and rest in peace indefinitley 

I'm desperately lookin for the perfect beat to break in half 

My back is killin me, and I really need to take a bath 

It makes me laugh, some of these kid tactics are drastic 

Just ask Cut Chemist from Jurassic 

Meanwhile, me and Slug are doin arts and crafts 

Drawin charts and graphs with my friends from the Livin Legends 

I'm out here with Styles of Beyond playin frisbee 

Until we get dizzy then we go and get a freezie 

Point is I'm easy goin, no need to hide for 

But some folks really need to get outside more 

You can't chop wood with an axe made of words 

Its attack of the nerds 2001